Emo Remedies

Disclaimer:
Your Mileage May Vary

 

Write about anything. Aimlessly. Don’t try to put morals in it. It could be a rant but do follow the prime directive about Internet Rants:

Google will find out. When Google finds out, other people will find out.

Long walks. Zone out while walking. Bonus: write down profitable ideas.

Music. Best ones match the circumstances of your Emo.

Physical activity. Preferably those that doesn’t allow you to think while doing.

Accidentally find out about the deep shit your close friends may be in. It will put your own troubles in perspective. It takes a while to change this from schadenfreude to more productive emotions. Just remember that you aren’t a special snowflake.

Go look at a picture of your favourite scenery. Then zone out. Again, you may want to keep pen and paper nearby.

Get intimate with someone. If you do it right, you might not even be an energy vampire. On second thought. Don’t. It’s impossible not to be an energy vampire while emo.

WHATEVER YOU DO, DON’T DO ANYTHING THAT STIMULATES YOUR DOPAMINE SYSTEM TOO QUICKLY.

Translation: Don’t do anything that generate quick large rushes of pleasure. Examples include:
– Recreational Drugs
– Alcohol
– Porn -> Masturbation -> Orgasm
– MOBA

The reason is simple: That path lies the path of addiction and therefore more Emo.

Advertisements

Published by

Hankit Mok

I live to tell stories. Sometimes, I get paid for them.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s